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istanze italiane, no, non è davvero subtooting, solo trolling gratuito
comunque, ci tengo a precisare che se qualcuno ha voglia di creare un'istanza autogestita con un nome tipo polentauncia.social, dedicata alla val d'intelvi, che vieta fascismo/fascisti e polenta molle, io un alt lì sopra ce lo faccio.

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in reply to Elena ``of Valhalla''

polenta molle

La polenta è polenta solo quando la si può tagliare col filo!

Altrimenti è hummus di mais.




I may have just sent this to my #crocheting mom

archive.org/details/artofcroch…

and her response wasn't “no way”.

maybe we'll both forget about it before the autumn (it's just not something that can be worked during the summer), maybe I'll crochet-nerd-sniper her again. BUAHAHAHAHAH :D

in reply to Elena ``of Valhalla''

meanwhile, of course, I've been nerd-sniped myself by a filet #crochet border in that same book, except I'm making it as insertion, and it isn't exactly that same pattern either.



E comunque stanotte ho sognato che il Giappone stava bombardando il confine tra Italia e Svizzera.

il GIAPPONE.

Anyway, tonight I dreamed that Japan was bombarding the border between Italy and Switzerland.

JAPAN.

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in reply to Elena ``of Valhalla''

Hanno deciso unilateralmente dopo aver visto gente mangiare il sushi fatto coi nervetti.

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@Bevilacqua Gustavino @las_lallero ma allora dovevano prima attaccare firenze dove fanno il lampredotto-don!

(che non sono mai riuscita ad assaggiare, e non per non averci provato :( )

(che però in effetti è fatto da un cuoco giapponese, quindi magari quello gli va bene?)

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Uops, my day has been sniped into updating my planner generation script to add an A5 daily planner option with graph or pointed paper.

Uops, la mia giornata è stata sniperata facendomi aggiornare il mio script per generare agende per aggiungere opzioni per un agenda A5 con una pagina per giorni a quadretti o puntini.

eoval.org/kXTCtvoT/+inline
eoval.org/AeP9Nj7W/+inline

#stationery #cartoleria

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@Sophie
planner_generator.py needs a system with python3, inkscape and pdfjam: in debian the latter is in the package texlive-extra-utils (and yes, it will install a lot of dependencies)

and then ./planner_generator.py --help should give hints; I've started to write some docs and found some bugs, and right now I can't fix them, but I'll look into it later.

I have no idea whether they work on something that isn't linux, however

(also, within reason, I'm willing to just generate custom requests with one of those templates and a custom language, if running the script is too much of a hassle — I can see it being so)



If there is ONE thing I don't need right now it's another #sewing pattern for the 18th century, right?

only... thedreamstress.com/2022/07/mee…

guess what has just happened? :D

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Elena ``of Valhalla''

@Ashnee HS io ho trovato un metro da sarto con le doppie misure in un kit per bloccare gli scialli lavorati ai ferri, ma rimango fedele a quello classico con misura e misura divisa per due, che è fondamentale se non si sa contare :D

però il metro del tiger (che se non sbaglio è una bindellina, vero?) è carino anzichennò :D

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Elena ``of Valhalla''

@Ashnee HS btw, la dreamstress è neozelandese :)

(però sì, buona parte degli altri arrivano dagli stati uniti con le loro unità di misura del cavolo)


in reply to Fabio

We like this and we’d love if this became a real app 😉


pizza, ananas, Pratchett
“Even so, there is no excuse for putting pineapple on pizza.”

The Last Continent, page 277 of a paperback edition, inside a footnote (of course).

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pizza abomination

@Julian Andres Klode 🏳️‍🌈

that would make an italian feel vaguely sorry for the Germans, but they would be too busy eating a real pizza to dwell on it too long :D

in reply to Elena ``of Valhalla''

pizza abomination

It's tasty if you think of it as a pie and not a pizza :)

For proper pizza, I'd go for a pizza marinara with san marzano tomatoes. Might throw some arugula on top of it after baking.




Yesterday evening, while it was pretty hot, I've decided that this night we'll try to use my grandmother's embroidered linen bedsheet, instead of keeping them in a drawer forever because they are too nice.

Now it's raining and the temperatures have gone down a bit: should I do it more often?

Ieri sera, mentre faceva abbastanza caldo, ho deciso che stanotte avremmo provato ad usare le lenzuola di lino ricamato di mia nonna, anziché lasciarle sempre nel cassetto perché son troppo belle.

Adesso piove, e le temperature si sono abbassate un po': dovrei farlo più spesso?



la superficie liscia del legno di nocciolo dopo che è stato usato e usato e si è ingrassato coi grassi della pelle, e in questo specifico caso anche con la lanolina.

#treCoseBelle
(e ok, per ora è una soltanto)

the smooth surface of hazel wood after it has been used a lot and has been olied by skin oils and in this specific case also by lanoline.

#threeNiceThings (ok, this time it's just one, but the hashtag on the italian fediverse mentions three)



Next step: interfacing a couple pieces of fabric with iron-on interfacing.

wish me luck!

(ok, I am being a bit more dramatic than strictly needed, but we do have ~27°C in the home right now)

#sewing #sewingPersonProblems




e comunque, voglio l'acqua minerale fighetta disidratata, ecco. e che non abbia il sapore orrendo dell'idrolitina.


Since a few weeks, my #debian #bookworm system was no longer able to build the initrd.img for new kernels. This morning it couldn't boot at all with a recent kernel (it did with an older one), so I found the time to look into it: it seems that the problem could have been related to the fact that my system still had split /usr; I've installed the #usrmerge package and now the initrd.img has been built.

wiki.debian.org/UsrMerge
salsa.debian.org/md/usrmerge/r…
bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugrep…

now rebooting, wish me luck :D

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cibo italiano (pane e simili), fantasy (pratchett)
il fatto di avere l'abitudine di mangiare le freselle secche così, sgranocchiandole, significa che ho del sangue nanico?
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Elena ``of Valhalla''

@Nicholas Laney :copyleft2: @David de Groot 𓆉 come hai fatto a capirlo? :D

(ma ha senso, orchi emilani, nani elvetici, elfi silvani tedeschi ed elfi alti francesi)





I've just realized that watercolours with a water brush are the artsy-painty thing that uses less water among all of the ones that I have around the house.

With just a few squeezes and passes on a wiping cloth for washing the brushes, and no other tool that requires washing, it's pretty hard to beat them.

Given the name, that's somewhat counterintuitive, however :)

(yes, I could be using pencils, pastels, pens and a lot of other things that don't require washing at all)



historical sewist reaction

Please don't take this as a critique of the pattern or its authors: it looks pretty well made, and historical clothing is not their job or interest, and that's perfectly fine.

However. This phrase.

moodfabrics.com/blog/helen-cas…

“It seems Marie Antionette is continuing to affect fashion, centuries after the fact. Casual corsets have returned full swing in 2021 and we’re absolutely loving it.”

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgghhnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

#HistoricalCostuming #historicalCostumerProblems

in reply to Elena ``of Valhalla''

here you go! The Dreamstress is one of my favourite historical costumers. thedreamstress.com/2018/02/wha…



#KingKhan & The Shrines at Daste Bergamo

opening act by xiwt




itpol, lombardia

“Il presidente della Regione esclude limitazioni sul fronte dei consumi civili.”

varesenews.it/2022/06/fontana-…

oh, cazzo. siamo spacciati. tra una settimana chiudono l'aquedotto.

in reply to Elena ``of Valhalla''

itpol, lombardia

quindi, ricapitolando:
- dalla pianura aspettano l'acqua dei navigli
- dai navigli guardano al maggiore
- dal maggiore guardano al ticino (e già li vedo col gesto dell'ombrello pronto)

ma non facciamo prima a chiedere direttamente alla groenlandia, invece di fare un passetto verso l'alto alla volta?

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itpol, lombardia

ma soprattutto, così possiamo lamentarci che se non c'è acqua per l'agricoltura italiana è tutta colpa degli extracomunitari e delle loro centrali idroelettiche!

@las_lallero



food, sweet (fruit)

TIL what happens when you freeze a banana.

Recipe:

Around 17 on the day before discover that you're out of lemons, peel a just barely ripe banana anyway, cut it into round slices, put it into a small box with a tight fitting lid, leave it in the freezer overnight.

Around 9 in the morning get the box with the banana from the fridge, put it into the bento box with the rest of the meal, put everything in a thermal bag with two small reusable ice blocks and a bottle of water that had remained in the fridge overnight.

Drive 1.5 - 2 hours in ~30°C (no AC), leave in the trunk of the car while doing $THINGS; at 12:30 - 13:00 get the bento box, eat the lunch, eat the banana.

It was *sweet*. It was very soft, it could be picked up with a fork, but just barely, and it was extremely sweet. it had also leaked a sweet syrupy liquid that was also quite sweet.

Have I mentioned sweet?

It wasn't too sweet, however, as long as one has a bit of a sweet tooth it was quite pleasing.

in reply to Elena ``of Valhalla''

yes, very sweet!

we freeze a lot of bananas - and use them in smoothies with milk. currently trying to grow our own bananas:

planting bananas

They are the USA's "most imported food".

in reply to Elena ``of Valhalla''

food, sweet (fruit)

Interesting.

Another thing you can do with a frozen banana (a more ripe one) is, freeze the (peeled) banana with a skewer in the end. Take it out and dip in molten chocolate, and return to the freezer until set.

You now have a cold ice-cream substitute with a crunchy chocolate shell :)

(optional, roll the freshly dipped banana in finely chopped nuts before re-freezing)



Dear #crochet and #generalNerdery people: let assume that somebody (asking for a friend!) was planning a band of filet crochet that is 5 squares wide (plus two of border) and was tempted by the idea of using Baudot Code to make it spell some text.

Should it have the columns in order 1 2 3 4 5 as they seem to be depicted on en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bau… or should it be 5 4 1 2 3 as in the position of the keys?

(sadly, (afaik) friendica doesn't support polls, you'll have to write your answer in a comment)

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lamentele di stagione, italiano

Ho addosso una gonna a ruota leggerissima che si muove quando mi giro che è un piacere.

E se mi giro di colpo per farla muovere, mi gira la testa.

è INGIUSTO.

#teamInverno

in reply to Elena ``of Valhalla''

Junge Hexe:
Der Puder ist so wie der Rock
Für alt' und graue Weibchen,
Drum sitz ich nackt auf meinem Bock
Und zeig ein derbes Leibchen.
#FaustByGoethe

LA GIOVANE STREGA:
Cipria e gonne sono fatte
per le donne vecchie e grigie;
io che mostro un corpo sodo
sul mio capro siedo nuda.

Young Witch:
A powderd face is like a skirt
for old and graying wives;
so I sit naked on my buck
and show my eager thighs.
(Translation Peter Salm)



Ma che bel sondaggio che ha messo fuori l'università del Queensland, sarebbe un peccato se si mettessero a rispondere le persone dotate di una vita perfettamente normale ed equilibrata di #livelloSegreto

cw: gente convinta che i videogiochi siano pericolosi e sondaggio che vi fa sprecare tempo che potreste dedicare ai videogiochi :D

habs.uq.edu.au/research/volunt…

(da mastodon.social/@dadegroot/108… )

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MADUNNUZZA SANTISSIMA

Non c'è nemmeno la domanda "Quanto pensi che la tua vita sia migliorata da quando ti dedichi a un'attività ludica bella e coinvolgente come i videogiochi?"
@valhalla

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Elena ``of Valhalla''
tua mamma, solo che anziché odiare e basta i videogiochi è parte di un complotto mondiale per vietarli, direi


Filed under: I don't really need another #craft project, right?

I've received a piece of vintage lace, of a type that would work nicely on a petticoat ruffle.

While handsewing the linen shirt I'm working on, I've also started to think that the same fabric would also be nice for a petticoat or a petticoat+corset cover combination (and I have enough for it).

But such a garment doesn't call for just a bit of lace at the hem, it calls for some lace on the ruffles, some insertion (and pintucks, dere vill be pintucks), and while of course I have a box of lace of various kinds, I don't have enough for that project.

However, the more I think about it, rather than wanting to look for enough matching lace in the stores, I'm tending towards going for a mix-and-match of looks, joined together by a theme of having some history.

So I'm using some lace that I've been given by different people, and then I want to puppy-eye my mother into doing some crochet lace for me, but then I thought that maybe I should also do some myself.

And thus, yesterday I asked my mother to teach me filet #crochet, I did the bigger square-ish under her guide, and then I've started a sampler band, starting with the simplest pattern to get myself to learn the right tension, and then trying various patterns as I go, until I finish the leftover of crochet lace appropriate yarn I've found in her stash.

I don't have any source on historical people doing something like this, but it's underwear, the silhouette will be correct, and nobody needs to know how it looks (other than the people who will see the pictures here on the fediverse :D )

ETA for the project: maybe a couple of years? Don't hold your collective breaths :D

#costuming #HistoricalSewing



One thing that bothers me while #sewing is trimming the sewing allowances: I understand that having wider allowances makes it easier to sew by machine, but all those strips of fabric waste hurt my feeling even if they end up as stuffing and not in a dump.

So, what I tend to do when sewing french seams is not to sew with half the seam allowance, but sew the first seam at a bit less than that and the second seam at a bit more.

And for flat-felled seams, I tend to cut the fabric with double allowance on just one side, and align the other side at one allowance of distance, as in the picture.

Closeup of two pieces of fabric aligned as described above.

It doesn't really change anything, it's not like I can fit more pieces in the same fabric by saving that 6 mm strip, but it helps my OCD :D

I believe it was the norm in old sewing manuals, but I can't be bothered to look for the source right now, sorry




Why It's OK to Have Unfinished (Sewing) Projects!

youtube.com/watch?v=MREkP5ajaR…

or, TL;DW: it's just not sustainable to keep churning out finished projects every week to be a proper content creator (not explicitely said in the video: as defined by platforms that earn money out of such content, and the more content the more MONEY for them).



@WelshPixie (Del On Earth)

I took a picture of the test I did with the posca pen, ironed, and then thrown in the washing machine:

The blob on top is where I refreshed the paint on the pen, and I forgot to take a picture before washing it, but I believe it didn't wash away.

It's not great for fabric because it definitely has some rigidity that fabric paint avoids, but I think I can confirm it works.

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I've used white posca to draw on a black t-shirt - ironed properly and all thst jazz.
Resisted for a month or two but after a year it is close to invisible :(

in reply to the car lane disrespecter

they are historically accurate for the late victorian era

(now that I think about it, I should probably mention that in the instructions, thanks!)

also, I don't like the feeling of the strap behind the neck in most aprons, and I wanted to try something different :)

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in reply to Elena ``of Valhalla''

I wanna know what kind of shirt you're supposed to be pinning that to - most shirts I know would fall apart in a heap with that kind of load. it's definitely a comfier option than the neck strap though fer sure
in reply to the car lane disrespecter

The apron also has a waist belt, the pins only get the load of the bib, not the full strap and most importantly not of whatever ends up in the pocket.

The shirt I was wearing is a relatively flimsy one in cheap cotton voile that I made myself, so it's probably still sturdier than an average fast-fashion shirt? :( also it's in woven fabric and not knit, which helps.

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in reply to Elena ``of Valhalla''

had no idea I’d been waiting for “soft wear” as a pun for this long. Thank you!

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Dear miss manners,

the company my SO works for has been sold, and they are giving away all the gadgets that they have made, including those that would have never been given to the likes of us¹ such as neckties and pocket squares. How long would it be suitable for me, not related to the company in any way, to wear them? Should I respect a formal mourning period before I use the loot I got from the dead body?

¹ IT people :D

(I already know the answer: it's “wait at least until september. because you don't really want to wear a jacket with a pocket square in this weather, right?” :D )

in reply to Elena ``of Valhalla''

For a skirt you need *a lot* of ties!

I add a CW for the design of the ties in the video: they are pretty horrible 😄

invidious.snopyta.org/watch?v=…



uhm, on this hat I think I want to put some kind of decorative knot made with that shiny rayon rope I've around, but I don't know what knot to do

realizes she's bought the Ashley Book of Knots last christmas

uhm, I want to make a knot, but I don't know which one they are too manyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

(ok, I think I settled on a simple one :D )



trenord, treni italiani (lombardi)

ok, forse ho capito.

su trenord.it/linee-e-orari/circo… aggiornano l'orario dellla prossima stazione con l'orario di arrivo stimato, in base al ritardo attuale del treno. dopodiché mandano lo stesso dato su viaggiatreno.it/infomobilita/i… , che invece lo prende come orario di arrivo previsto da orario. e quindi i treni sono sempre in orario o quasi.

not sure if malizia o incapacità

se non fosse #trenord ipotizzerei incapacità :D

(e lol, l'autocompletamento dei tag suggerisce #trenò e #trenordn't )

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Elena ``of Valhalla''

viaggiatreno non riporta le tratte di ferrovienord, tranne qualche stazione, però riporta i treni di trenord che le percorrono (oltre ai treni trenord che percorrono tratte RFI).

E non credo che trenitalia abbia sensori sulle linee ferrovienord, credo che sia ferrovienord a mandare loro i dati (sbagliati), perché con loro ci giocano perché gliel'ha detto la maestra, ma giusto giusto mentre la maestra guarda, appena si gira rubano il pallone.



The 1700 petticoat has been finished (pictures in the weekend?), so it's time for the next project: a 1880 gentleman shirt in linen.

The instructions have been written, but the pictures I took while making the first mockup weren't great, so I'm going to take them again with the real thing, and then publish everything.

@FreeSoftWear group #FreeSoftWear

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