I know the coming year is going to be a hard time for many people and most of us will wish we did not live in such times. But, as Gandalf said, these things are not for us to decide. The only thing for us to decide is whether you would rather
- Fight a chicken every time you got in a car (58%, 14 votes)
- Fight an orangutan with a sword once a year (41%, 10 votes)
Callie
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in reply to Callie • • •@pidgeon_pete i hadn't considered this while writing it but English is imprecise here. I ment the orangutan had a sword but I suppose it might be best is both of you had swords to make it more even.
But no, noone gets preparation time it's an orangutan at a random point in the year or every time you get in a car a chicken will try and fight you there and then.
Nathan
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in reply to Nathan • • •@herrold come on, you know that won't count.
It has to be enough that a Klingon would call it an honourable duel
Nathan
in reply to Yes that BridgeMakes ⚪ • • •are these honorable members of their representative species?
Okay, okay. Man, I'm trying to get out of fictiously beating up an animal.
Am I just driving around with an Abuse-Chicken? This is a recipe for a poor driving experience.
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in reply to roofuskit • •@roofuskit @New Year, New BridgeMakes ⚪ having been attacked by a chicken once and having lost¹, I'm not sure that the tiny dinosaur would be the safer option.
¹ admittely, I was a small child. OTOH the chicken was just warning me to get away from the chicks and had not deployed her weapons yet.
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Jamie
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in reply to Jamie • • •@Jamie whether to fight an octogenarian would depend on the question "which octogenarian?" I'm sure there are some that really deserve a good punch.
On the other hand I can only say that about one orangutan.
Yes JoJo, I'm talking about you, you ginger prick!
Elena ``of Valhalla''
in reply to Yes that BridgeMakes ⚪ • •@New Year, New BridgeMakes ⚪ @Jamie (he/she/they) I suspect that in this context the answer to “which octogenarian” can only be Cohen the Barbarian or at most another member of the Silver Horde.
I mean, what other octogenarians would be likely to go around wielding swords?
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