A joke from Moscow:
"According to Putin the special military operation is really a conflict between Russia and NATO about World dominance."
"What's the situation now?"
"Russia has lost 15000 troops, 6 generals, 500 tanks, 3 ships, 100 planes and 1000 trucks."
"And NATO?"
"NATO hasn't arrived yet."
"According to Putin the special military operation is really a conflict between Russia and NATO about World dominance."
"What's the situation now?"
"Russia has lost 15000 troops, 6 generals, 500 tanks, 3 ships, 100 planes and 1000 trucks."
"And NATO?"
"NATO hasn't arrived yet."
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clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy πΈπͺππ°ππ
in reply to clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy πΈπͺππ°ππ • • •The official Russian figure should be much lower, and two old men on a park bench, as we might visualize the joke to be portraying, would go by the Russian numbers.
Maybe the joke is a week old, as the latest number of dead generals according to NATO, including the one that was reported as run over by the tank of his own troops, on purpose, is 7.
The number of dead generals according to Russia is 2.
Diane
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It's unclear if he's dead or not, but they are pretty sure there was a mutiny and he did get driven over.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/mar/25/russian-troops-mutiny-commander-ukraine-report-western-officials
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Elias MΓ₯rtenson
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That said, people that I knew over there included Ukrainians, and I could never know where they were from.
Elena ``of Valhalla''
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