“<p>Hi, I’m from [redacted]. We are an LLM API Gateway and
+OpenAI-compatible router. We help developers cut costs via semantic cache,
+prompt caching, and multi-model routing.</p>
<p>I noticed your post about Pizza! on Valhalla's Things. We are building a
+shared compute market and want to partner with sites like yours to explore AI
+API collaborations.</p>
<p>Reply if interested for details. No pressure if not. Thanks!</p>
<p>P.S. I am a real person, not an AI.</p>
”

I can't even.