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What does one do with a half a loaf of dry, ossified German bread? I know about French toast (arme Ritter) but it's too hard to slice. Any other ideas?
in reply to M. Verdone

can you tear it? tear into chunks, mixed with chopped up veg and meat and cheese, pour in milk-egg-seasoning, then bake off. savory bread pudding!
in reply to Rachael L

it cannot be torn. It is a brick. But if it were tearable, your idea sounds great.
in reply to M. Verdone

Well shoot. Sometimes our hard bread gets to "omg going to cut myself with bread knife" but still able to slowly rip off smaller pieces.

I wonder if grating is possible? Could maybe use as bread coating for something else?

in reply to M. Verdone

roast in garlic oil, throw in soup. I actually let bread dry for that. bean-cabbage-veggie-white wine-fond, sausages if you like and then soak the bread in your soup bowl. inspired by italian ribollita.
in reply to Su-Shee

very german: "Brot und Sauce" uses leftover, stale bread instead of potatoes.
in reply to Su-Shee

the soup sounds great, and Brot und Soße sounds interesting... But I imagine both require me to cut or cube the bread first. I just have a brick.
in reply to M. Verdone

hammer or kitchen cleaver or a small hand saw?

other than that: "let sit until May 1st, then paint brick color.."

in reply to M. Verdone

you might be able to soften it enough to cut it by heating it with moisture. Like, wrap it in a damp kitchen towel or splash water on it, then put it in the oven for a few minutes. Cut it soon after taking it out before it hardens again. Some breads also soften when you microwave them.
in reply to Leifur Halldór Ásgeirsson

@wohali I ended up doing this: put the loaf under running water for a few seconds, wrapping it in tinfoil, and putting it in the oven. I was shocked to discover this worked. The bread was not perfect, but it was very edible.
in reply to M. Verdone

@M. Verdone I am tempted to say “look at it, and you won't ever suffer from hunger, because suddenly a lot of other things will look edible in comparison, such as shoes”, but maybe that requires proper (Pratchett's) Dwarven bread rather than German.

I've put big pieces of bread in milk to make bread cake¹ and usually after a night in it they tend to be soft enough to break down, but if it's very big it may need some help?

¹ leftover bread soaked in milk overnight, add jam, maybe dried fruit, if it's too liquid something like oats or starch or bread crumbs, if it's too dry something liquid like fruit juice or syrup, mix everything, put into a mold, put it in the oven at 180°C until it feels cooked enough (20-30 minutes, usually)

in reply to Elena ``of Valhalla''

five day old German rye bread is pretty similar to your description of Dwarven bread. Day one it's heavenly. By day three you get suspicious.
in reply to M. Verdone

I'd bake it on a low heat (120°C ish) until brittle and then use it for croutons.

I'm assuming it's a rye/black bread, and remembering I told myself I'd try making a buckwheat pumpernickel

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