@cos Please to not be leaking my confidential proprietary plans to get massive VC funding. At least you didn't say anything about the plan to use AI to decide when to launch self defense measures and evacuation rockets.
Next one will be a full body suit. So you can calmly go to the bathroom, it will blow up to a full body pillow and you then can start your outburst of fury without harming anyone. ✊ in 3... 2... 1...
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•Lars Wirzenius
•Lars Wirzenius
•cos
•Grootinside
•So you can calmly go to the bathroom, it will blow up to a full body pillow and you then can start your outburst of fury without harming anyone. ✊
in 3... 2... 1...
Lars Marowsky-Brée 😷
•I'd suggest a keyboard airbag that triggers preemptively when an engineer receives a mail from sales
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Fabio
ping
FOOMP!
Sebastian "spaetz" Spaeth
•Arnie Schlissel
•No, wait! Shark teeth! 🦈